12th houser.. people wouldn’t even leave her alone in the middle of the fckn ocean

And some of us are both

Patched things up with my best friend after we’ve been no contact for 5 years! Can’t wait to see her when I go home next month!!

A lot of folks forget… Texas hasn’t always been red. 🤠 When Democrat Ann Richards was governor, Texas ranked 7th in education. After nearly 30 years of Republican control, Texas now ranks 40th overall in education & 47th in reading. It’s past time for a change. 🌊

whatever stevie nicks sang about never getting away from the sound of the woman that loved you

Getting sucked inside the jumanji game for 30 years doesn’t sound so bad at this point

as a woman, the best thing you can ever do for a man is absolutely nothing

Missing my long hair

you can understand every fall out boy lyric if you're pure of heart and sick in the head btw

If I’m not divinely protected, explain this

And for the lady, perhaps a xanax?

David Bowie in The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976)

THERE IS A LINE THAT SHOULD NEVER BE CROSSED. WHEN SOMEONE KNOWS YOU'RE BATTLING ILLNESS, STARING DOWN LOSS. DROWNING IN CRISIS, OR WALKING THROUGH THE DARKEST SEASON OF YOUR LIFE AND THEY STILL CHOOSE TO MISTREAT YOU; THAT'S NOT IGNORANCE. THAT'S THE INTENTION. CRUELTY DURING

she will come for your ass

You ever meet someone who has little to nothing and learn very quickly that’s what they deserve?

My lats are popping today So either I’m killing it with my new Pilates obsession (likely) or both of my shoulders are trying to liberate themselves from their sockets due to Ehlers Danlos (more likely)

Time to have a real brunch conversation with the new person you met last night y’all

How Mercury retrograde is going