I’m sorry for hating on London

How are yall gonna accuse Israel of genocide like they aren’t surrounded on three side by three terrorist groups who want genocide them? Like be so fucking forreal. Imagine never reading a book, having failed history class , spent a ton of money on college to have lectures and

Azalea Banks is on one today and I’m 100% here for it I would literally vote for her to run the country

My whole body hurts

I’ve been a bystander in one armed robbery and one shooting, the Heimlich save my life twice, once in high school I declined an invite that ended with a near-fatal car crash, and I’m a stage 3 cancer survivor. I’m like a cat with 3 lives left.

We’re back from London and I don’t need to see the inside of a pub for 6-8 weeks

Get you a man who will perfectly sync season 2 of “America’s Sweethearts” with you on a 9 hour flight from London.

I feel like Love Island is the bikini body I keep wanting to commit to but eventually give up and decide I’ll try again next year

I respect dip n dots bc they’ve been branding themselves as the ice cream of the future for literally 40 years. theyre like hey u never know ! this shit might hit one day lmao who’s to say

The Asian Sesame Chicken salad from Panera doesn’t need to fuck this hard

This will be deleted within an hour

Caught up on The Valley. The engagement episode was one of the best of the season and Zach is growing on me. Then immediately back to the dark side.

Another trashy manicure for the community!

Someone complimented my skin and I said something like thank you Botox and they were like OMG THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY and seemed genuinely grateful like what 40 year old is out here denying BOTOX

People forget that being a 10x employee can also mean you only have to work one day every 2 weeks

I genuinely feel bad for people who choose to use instagram reels over tik tok. It’s like 50% as bad as using threads instead of twitter.

I don’t know why I continue to watch squid games this is self abuse

My least favorite TikToks are prob when a baby is doing something cute/weird and then you go to the comments and it turns out they have a life-altering health condition 😢

Apparently today on Twitter gen z is passionately defending their right to be complete fucking social retards and acting like we’re the weirdos

I HATE THIS SHOW