Haven’t really been here much over the last few days. But I’ve just seen someone basically asking Jason Manford for a fight and it reminded me why I love this place.

To those asking why… They want us to put mayonnaise in our coffee. I won’t tolerate it.

When you’re filming #rhobh in the morning and have Little House on the Prairie in the afternoon.

This is a piss take isn’t it?

Someone is driving round Edinburgh with an alpaca in their car. (Not my pics)

I’ve saved the first episode of this series of #dragraceuk just so I can continually watch river do the Thomas Waghorn statue. I haven’t laughed so much in a very long time.

Nellie looks like she’s breaking some new teeth in.

A glug of night nurse and my antidepressant. Hopefully I’ll be out of it soon.

When your pie hates your broccoli.

In today’s iPhone 🎶Memory🎶 turned my face to the moonlight. And came up with this video from two years ago. How fucking drunk were we!

Hot take of the day. Tampon manufacturers put chemicals in the tampons to make you bleed more so you have to buy more tampons.

Police helicopter has been circling our street for over a hour. Now on foot police are knocking on the doors on the other side of the street. Pensioners man, you can’t trust them. 😂

I have rang the Samaritans many times over the last year Nobody answered.

My life is over.