This is a COVER AND A HALF. Obsessed!!

no more protecting my peace… it’s time to protect my chaos. let me go nuts

I just missed out on seeing this tour, and it HAUNTS ME. Also, Rhiannon is my favorite song of all time, and the version on this album might be my favorite? Those twinkly opening piano notes!!

There's got to be some complex foreign word that describes the Former English Teacher Smugness I felt when reading a new Stephen King short story, thinking, 'Is he riffing on 'A Good Man Is Hard to Find?'' then seeing the postscript confirming that he was indeed!

Finished pass pages for THE WEDDING WITCH this week, and y'all!! The lil chapter headings!!!

You can be BOTH, meet in the MIDDLE, dance all NIGHT

W got confused at lunch with his gf, and left a $25 tip on a $20 meal at Waffle House. Called me immediately (because it was on my credit card), and I was like, 'Kid, if anyone ever deserved a Surprise!100% Tip, it is the Angels of Waffle House, don't sweat it!'

need to refill my hormones/antidepressants scripts, so all services are 50% for the time being. please boost if you can 💕

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If you've been here since this one was Small Son, it might be time to add daily vitamins to your routine. Last day of Junior Year!

If you loved the Faux Fleetwood Mac vibes of the Daisy Jones and the Six album (as I did!), you absolutely need to get into the cast recording for Stereophonic, I am OBSESSED. (cc: Jennifer Iacopelli (sometimes Hennessy) for obvious reasons.)

While I'm reccing Things I've Bought, for my fellow Pale Gurls who like to LOOK summery while also slapping on that SPF 100, the combo of Pixi's On-The-Glow Blush in Juicy with Fenty's Killawatt highlighter in Girl Next Door/Chic Freak IS the move!

This is such a lovely review! Thank you!

Luggage continues to be A Problem for me, shopping-wise, but LOOK HOW CUTE!!

Some responses to this have be concerned that folks think this is malicious compliance. It's not. It's literally the only choice they have to make, and that should scare the living hell out of us all.

'[sic]' is such a passive-aggressive writing convention. as if to say 'look, I would never have spelled this so idiotically. *this* stupid motherfucker, however...'

This is not a drill! Look what’s up on NetGalley

Very real, and also unfortunately necessary because the SECOND kids get that you will not do as you said? The battle, nay the war, is LOST, FRIENDS. So many drives to Target only to turn around in the parking lot!