🇺🇸REPEAT AFTER US: LOVING AMERICA AIN’T POLITICAL 🇺🇸🥳 Happy Independence Day everybody!!! ✨

What if schools just stick to math and reading? As a parent I would be comfortable with exactly none of this being discussed with my child by anyone else. We have these conversations at home and that’s where they should remain.

Me at 5:30am every morning: “I am DEF going to bed at 8pm tonight.” Me at 10:30pm every night: "To-do list on repeat in my brain."

Moms with toddlers just trying to enjoy a sandwich be like…

My life ⬇️

The Mandel family is a bit bigger today with the birth of our fifth child, a beautiful son! More info and pics on Insta: instagram.com/p/CRM92pEtjw-/… Love making people with you, Seth Mandel. We haven’t had a dud yet.

We will sleep when we’re dead.

My older just said to me: "I don't want to go through a nap," as if it's a trial he just can't fathom. Rough life he's got there.

the pregnant man emoji will be used .0001% of the time to describe a “pregnant trans man’ and 99.9999% by straight dudes talking about the huge burrito they just ate

We have committed a grave sin against an entire generation. It saved nobody. It harmed countless. They will never forgive us and never should.

Me: OK the baby is sleeping and there’s a bottle ready for her when she wakes up… what should I do now? Groceries? The gym? Husband: Go get a mani/pedi Me:

IYKYK

Imma change the name "Bethany Mandel" in my phone to "Queen of the Twitter vivisection"

A month or so ago I was talking to another mom about the closure of a beloved local small business. I’m amazed at how few people understand this, but on the heels of the variant I figured was coming and future lockdowns being discussed, it’s worth trying to explain this.

So, in 3 hours I will have completed the #HomegrownYear challenge, where I lived off my farm for a year. I lost 82 pounds, and found a whole new purpose and passion in life. It’s the weirdest and coolest thing I’ve done so far.

Lol I just found a mask on the floor of my minivan so I could go into a store that requires them. 🤡

Otherwise is it even a vacation? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Your whole family didn't get a cold last year because you cut off every important human thing. You didn't see friends, take in culture, dine out, go to worship, travel. In 2021, get a cold, it's worth it.

I will say again: absolutely no one destabilized public education last year more than Randi Weingarten. School choice movement owes her a big thank you. We noticed that public schools controlled by her stayed closed while the private schools in same areas opened. We saw.

Need twice as much Bethany S. Mandel on Instagram? You're in luck—she has TWO accounts because reasons!