ive just watched a porn video so bad that none of the comments were even incels, it was just people with sexual experience expressing the fact they were deeply concerned

realise this is potentially quite French of me but I don't like the idea of someone being told by the state that they will never be able to buy a pack of cigarettes

get over yourself

lanie gardner so beautiful

how noble, and also brave of you

worst player we’ve ever had

omg that’s what i’ve been calling him

an he’s dead ugly

I think that's an SPQR code

Looks like he’s going to put the nastiest whipped ball into the stands from the right half space

drive like i do, catfish and the bottlemen. lana del rey spelt wrong, ice cube next to ice spice and a vikstar dj set and there’s people actually lapping this up. we are doomed

elf bar

Alan: Looking good in here. I've got a 32-inch plasma in mine. You get a document up on that baby, and you are seriously looking at that document. So these are the figures from human resources. The droids for the chop. Sophie's the lowest ranked by far, so...