John Ukomadu got screwed. First try. Awesome dunk.

Prayers to him & his family. Father passed away two weeks ago. The $5K would’ve gone to a good cause.

Just like we drew it up.

Trump lost:
—The popular vote by 7 million
—60 court cases
—In GOP-controlled states
—Before judges he appointed
—At the Supreme Court
—Recount after recount, in state after state

Yet he still doesn’t understand the basic truth: you can’t love your country ONLY when you win.

Spare me the hot takes that a state Supreme Court finding Trump to be an insurrectionist and disqualifying him from the ballot for one of the most horrific days in American history that we all watched with our own eyes is a good thing for Trump’s election, but President Biden…

THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN IN OTHER COUNTRIES.

Defining greatness

Jason Kelce | #FlyEaglesFly

Joe biden is Old

President Biden negotiating skills are akin to old man strength.

Paw paw can move hot coals on the grill with his bare hands, casually throw a tire 30 yards, & move grandma’s 200 lb 100 year old sewing machine upstairs.

McCarthy didn’t stand a chance with his argyle socks

Imagine how dumb you have to be - you steal state secrets - stuff them in some hefty bags - stash em in the pool cabana room - & the feds show up - & ASK - can u give all this stuff back ?
The idiot lies - twice - then gets caught on his own fucking camera - with his fat…

The whiteboard in #Purdue ’s locker room

#MarchMadness WISH-TV #BoilerUp

Waste Management doesn’t show up more often than they do show up. There’s gotta to be a better option in Louisville.

I've seen enough: Sen. Raphael Warnock (D) defeats Herschel Walker (R) in the #GASEN runoff, giving Democrats a 51-49 majority in the Senate.

Biden’s been in politics for decades.

He knows the tides of media.
He knows the tides of public opinion.
He knows how to pass a bill.
He knows how the Senate functions.
He’s deeply aware of weakness.
He’s amply aware of his strengths.

He’s not catching up to the game.
You are.

Was there ever, in all of American history, a man less fit for the presidency than Donald Trump?

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

14 people were shot on Philadelphia’s South Street last night.

I don’t understand how this could happen, as I just spent a week being told that the cause of mass shootings is doors.

We will avenge you Barstool Loyola Chicago

Republicans: Fuck Joe Biden!

Biden: Fuck you too.

Republicans: WHAT???????

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED