Any Evertonians fancy voice recording a quick 30 seconds or so of a bit of text I’ve written? With an authentic Scouse accent please — or I’d do it myself! Thank you in advance!

A few words I’ve adapted ahead of our lads bidding farewell to the first ever purpose-built football stadium:

This is a long shot but I’m going to try. A friend was set to live her dream and see Oasis after having breast cancer. Heartbreakingly, she’s been diagnosed with an aggressive brain tumour and now can’t go. Even a tweet from them would mean so much. X, do your thing. For Karen❤️

Hey Grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Of all the people, and it’s a r*d…

🎙️ “ALL WE NEED IS — RADIO RIVERMOOR!” We’re pleased to announce that #ThePrideOfReading🦁 will now offer live match commentary of selected fixtures via Spaces here on X/Twitter. It all kicks off today as the 1sts start their Emirates FA Cup campaign away to Cirencester Town FC. Tune in

On the eve of tomorrow’s game let’s remember and thank this brave young man who gave the ultimate sacrifice whilst building the stadium for us and future generations of Evertonians. Forever remembered. RIP MJ26💙

We have been asked by many of our regular donors "why/where are you at the new Stadium ? Please do us a big big favour and RT this message. To those fans who have turned up with donations, we can only apologise. Let's get the message out there. #COYB @EFC

🛣️ 𝗖𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗹? 𝗡𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀! Our very own Luke will be bringing you every kick LIVE on Radio Rivermoor. 📻 Tune in via Twitter/X Spaces and don’t miss a minute of the action! 💙⚽ #ThePrideOfReading 🦁

Cheers to all that tuned into Radio Rivermoor for today’s #City1sts tie! So enjoyable when you lot engage with it all as you did. Next round, baby!

Wolves and Everton Supporters. Wolves fan Mitch Middleton has passed away peacefully after a long and brave battle with cancer. Those in attendance tomorrow night please join in with a minutes applause on the 29th minute as a mark of respect. RIP Mitch ❤️🐺

We've been asked by Luke - nephew of former EFC director Keith Tamlin - to share this.

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Love it, Dave Tarpey! Simon Johnson, when are you dragging Butch out his retirement flat?

How I’ve missed being on the airwaves!

Hate the thought of my seat being empty for tonight and with the amount on the resale (that 100% won’t sell), someone can have my seat tonight for free. Block 204, must have a membership for me to transfer to. RT please. Everton Spare Tickets

Come on, Everton Fans' Forum, Everton Fan Services and EFC_FanAdvisoryBoard. Look at the comments too please and throw racism the hell out of our club.