Britains best “going on first” band return to Trillians with several portions of Noise-based super riffs to support the ever awesome Trigger Cut, with our Sasscore massive, Fashion Tips! Come get some Wife in your life

Councillors Watts & Garrick here, back with more quality proposals to benefit the local community

Pissing about is our speciality

Powerful things happening on Sunday. Powerful.

We’re going to london in a couple of weeks to make a big ol’ mess. This is all #ratrunrecords fault.

Driving down to London today & making lots of noise, then driving back. New River Studios, N4 1DN 7pm £10OTD

Thanks to all that came on Saturday, it was class and we were loud. Next up, Lo Egin in Newcastle at the Little Buildings on the 8th July. Come get some Wife in your life

Happy First Birthday to Newcastle beauts #Friend’s debut! 🎂🎉 One of our favourite releases to date, and from the way their tapes & CDs flew out we can tell many other’s too, aswell as end of year props from the likes of MyriadMike | Ninehertz Podcast 🙌🖤🔥 2 tapes left!! …iendthebandfromnewcastle.bandcamp.com/album/champion

That’s me skating in the background in the red tshirt. These cunts were there less than 5mins, put leaflets on all the cars, got this pic and fucked off. Please continue fucking off

One day, we’ll be recognised as the North Easts premier improvised sludge, doom, & Hard heavy Jazz duo and we’ll be playing this.

Excellent night had by all. I’ve a really sore neck from doing too many nu metal poses. Thank you!

L E T S M A K E S O M E A U D I O C A R N A G E

We’re gonna be doing this fine show with reckless abandon and some daft shit to make noises with. Prepare yourself

I’ll see you there

The duality of Wife

UPDATE! Please welcome Pave The Jungle, Lovely Wife and Pink Poison to our show with Dragged Up at The Cumberland Arms on Friday 26th July, for an absolute feast of off-beat rock action! Get yourselves booked in for this summer treat now: wegottickets.com/event/619199

We’re back with our Big Fuckin’ Riffs and for the second time in 12 years at The Cumberland Arms Apologies in advance Come get some Wife in your life

Big hot lads making Big Fuckin’ Riffs Come get some Wife in your life