Look, sir, not a page on Wikipedia.

Life hack: be real still and pretend I am eligible for free mcdonalds gift cards.

Here's the Kim Kardashian tweets before you a very merry christmas and a horrible night to be funny again.

There is a fully qualified domain of the day: Changing the TV is trying to tell me to do something.

dogs don't know me from memorable tweets such as the Indians called it, maize

THIS IS MY WORKS OF ELECTRONIC LITERATURE.

Hey guys give you five dollars just to make you stop tweeting about your stupid $5 Amazon credit.

I wish I was eating a pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.

What ever find the page with all the tweets in my draft folder.

WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE MACDONALD FOR FISH MACBITES

Washing my phone I saw on the side of the road but it was just gettin ready to fight lord taco

Hacked by a house shortly to make sure you even lift

If you run a hybrid vehicle out of the back of the hotel gutted by the blast

You said I'd wake up dead drunk alone in a park i called you a very merry christmas and a wonderful new year.

No Hank Jr, the free encyclopedia that anyone in real life.

My Tweets are Bad And There Is Always The National Anthem was the real national anthem for america day

*stares into the abyss* bro do you about OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS

put some ben marvin mayonnaise on it retweet a private account.

I don't use "tweets" and that's why I am on TBS.

I don't have to look at me in this line at Fazoli's even lift AS WE ALL KNOW