A lot of people are going to have to die man

Foid bought me a big, goofy, black-guy ballcap for Valentine's Day. They're gonna eat me alive at the bait shop

“I, Xtchet Jacqueline, bein’ of SSRI mind and broke feelings do hereby leaveth my dilator to whatever finds it. Lord hope it aint be a white man. It is a good device and i’m pretty sure it didn’t start the infection that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours truly, Xtchet Jacq.”

FORD EXCURSION

Women eventually got involved in doing email, and the information density and expected response time both cratered. People start getting pissy because they receive too many low-value emails and Peter Potamus wants a reply NOW

Not sure if there's a name for it, besides Winnie the Pooh, but the act of being naked besides your shirt is the territory of dead people. Walked in on so many corpses, shallow & bloated, naked except a tshirt. I avoid it always, somewhere between superstition and statistics

A good portion of men between the ages of 25 and 40 would gladly stand knee deep in blood and gore to experience this world again.

it's a silver screen not a goddamned curio cabinet

There is a small but real chance that China will succeed in using Canada against the United States in the manner that the United States uses Ukraine against Russia. She already has men in both parliament & the security forces.

The U.S. men's Olympic hockey team just defeated Germany 5-1 By the ancient laws of combat, the Sudetenland is now rightfully ours.

"They told me they said, nobody can bring the buffalo back, the buffalo are gone for good. Well I did, we have so many buffalo now the people are getting sick of it. I'd do it again too, the Great Spirit probably doesn't like me very much but that's alright, I do it all for you."

American is when someone in your family married a Cherokee princess and another one was related to General Grant or General Jackson and someone else went to California and changed the spelling of their name and you know these things.

AM radio is talking about Joe Burrow's penis size.

> Everything 2009 is back again

Universal basic crown vic when

Ro Khanna The choice between dogs and indians is even easier honestly