Kudos to the gentleman managing super delayed and tired passengers boarding tonight at the Frontier Airlines terminal in Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood Int'l Airport (FLL) (still an absolute delight of an airport) ☺️ I love my home.

My love language is complimenting a radio show.

This was a new one. ….Local #radiostation just played Kesha’s “Tik Tok”. They muted/censored out the name of the person in the very opening line.

My 6 year old called me the meanest thing she could think of yesterday. I know, bc she’s never said it before & because of the stern seriousness with which she delivered it. RIGHT in my eyes, holding my stare while softly nodding her head, she goes, “You.… are a dumb sucker.”

Another important item to carry with you for an emergency is a whistle. Anyone shouting for help because they're injured or lost will quickly loose their voice. Your breath, added to a simple whistle, increases dramatically the likelihood that you'll be found.

I JUST LEARNED THEY ARE REBOOTING #SCRUBS. 😦😭🥰👏👏👏👏👏👏 I’m going to gleefully sing “Guy Love” all day.

Cal Raleigh appreciation post. This kid’s busting his literal buns onto the sports scene! 🤣🤣 #BigDumper

5 miles up the road & we got our first, “are we there yet?” 🤣🤣 Will Althoff #roadtrip #vacation

Seriously all this time I thought ZZTop was looking for some touch.

My husband’s maternal grandfather was Greek & so my MIL called him, “Baba”. Our son started calling my husband, “Babby/Babs” instead of Daddy. It works, I love it. Today at the pool, he said to me, I call Dad “Babs” so I’m gonna call you “Boobs”. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 🤣 Will Althoff

Nothing like arriving at your Booking.com and finding other people there who are booked until tomorrow… SLUMBER PARTAYYYYY

The *what I eat in a day* video trend is beyond toxic - insidiously so - via Generations that claim to OWN body positivity. This is NOT advancing the cause.

Just learned there’s a steakhouse HALL OF FAME.

None of the brownie submissions to the Kentucky State fair were good enough to get a blue ribbon this year. Ouch.

Prono poll time! How do you pronounce this word: SWAG

SHHHHH! We NEED a good engagement story right now.

Sry to my traffic listeners, my best friend is sending her daughter off to college today and I can’t stop crying

You ain’t LIVED until you get into that parent’s classroom chat thread. Yassssssss people, notification fatigue already and it’s been 3 whole weeks. Will Althoff

Sneezing:

Am I old or did I just close 18 open apps on my phone?