When you talk to everybody in a literal way and your audience understand everything in the opposite way.

Creativity and reality are items that never must be combined

Someone will spend a few days in hospital.

The man will need something else than toilet paper: payback time is coming soon

When you want to show yourself as a polite person but your vocabulary is limited only to bad words or a speech with no sense

What would've happened if they'd spoken in sign language?

That's the bad news of living in space: there aren't alien girls.

Does the Emperor get also access to OnlyFans official website?

The thief went to the wrong TV show or the TV host asked a bad question

I think the name of the TV program was Poker Face.

When you're sick and tired of being behind the bars but you ignore the value of freedom.

The bad news is the thief increased his sentence in prison thanks to a failed escape.

When you want to offer new dishes but your customers reject them due to absence of creativity

Whoever that looks His Majesty playing like a child with his servant would leave the castle immediately.

1. His Majesty wants to back in time remembering the gifts he got last January 6th
2. His Majesty wants to get new and best toys next April 30th

What context do you choose?

When you think you got talent to be a famous musician or singer but your acquaintances failed as fans.

Do not insist on being all that you want to be mostly if you have not enough power to do it

Since when drug dealers sales marijuana cigarettes to aliens?

On the one hand, business would be fascinating: the variety of drugs to export to space would be fantastic. On the other hand, what if aliens invade Earth to get something else than drugs?

Chelita and her innovating methods to avoid bad guys.

Now she surprises us with a demonstration that involves Mathematics, Physics, Calculus, Algebra, Statistics and else.

When will the customer realize that the clerk is a true menace?

Videogames in Middle Age?
Who was able to insert bills to play besides coins?

Most of us would think the wizard made contact to the Jetsons and brought the best in technology.

We should get this quick service on daily life. Philosophy is unnecessary: people never understand how deep is this knowledge

Did aliens and cavemen interact each other?
Is there any evidence of it?
Do you think Jaime Maussan is interested on searching for photos, videos and writings of this encounter?

When fun and action depends of unexpected acts in a prosecution and you think you got everything under control.

Cops and bad guys could appear in a police series TV show or an action movie.

When you think that your customers will never take revenge after giving disgusting tacos.

The clerk got a bit of his own medicine! The good news is now he can offer a possible remedy for bad and terrible food.

Payback is usually served in a cold plate!

It's confirmed that nobody is drunk with some wine unless someone drinks tequila, vodka, beer or anything else.

Surely the rebels mixed those chocolates with another drinks.