When a nation tells you who they are, believe them.

Don't you hate it when you're checking to see if an avocado is ripe yet but it's green and iron hard and you get distracted by something out the window and when you look back the avocado still in your hand has turned into rotten brown mush?

I’m not sure why but being immortalized in GIFs seems like a bigger accomplishment than making a movie itself.

This is my latest tweet. #StarWars #KyloWren #DadJokes

Keep that same energy Donald J. Trump

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What you fail to understand is that net worth is different from cash, and it's not like these billionaires can just spend the money on fixing the world's problems or building private spaceships for themselves to take a 3 minute joyride in the upper atmosphere.

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Anti-Vaxxers are the people who would hide their zombie bites from the group.

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down your pants.” —#NancyReagan

Sometimes I forget to pee for a long time and then when I finally go my bladder makes the “Mario taking damage” sound.

I ‘member

Richard Spencer getting punched to Depeche Mode's "Just Cant Get Enough" youtu.be/VpdT3PX8bqo via YouTube

Some of those that work forces Eat the paste that’s for horses

*record scratch freeze frame* “So, I suppose you’re wondering how I got into this situation”

“The dead bodies in the streets are staged to make us look bad“ You’d think a country that famously hates being laughed at would come up with something less laughable. #BuchaMasacre

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