Can't believe Darren Dangerous didn't upload a promo. I hope he didn't bleed to death.

My new corporate overlords said I have something called a "zoom" with them about this later

I wonder if Dionysus wants to play WAR GAMES

WOW! Elon Musk just promised us a whole fleet of MedBeds for The XWF !

So apparently this is a bad time to announce the The XWF's new partnership with Roblox

Big thanks to Atty for this awesome new black velvet painting for my office!

Dude do I... Do I wanna boink Steve Sayors???

#OOC I'm gonna ruin 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘢𝘯.'s credibility here by agreeing with him. Let's stop policing each other just in general. This is a game for idiots, you gotta let us idiot.

There's a VICIOUS RUMOR that the action slowed down at The XWF this week but that's impossible as everybody knows

More like Dorky Watson

Great job Centurion! And only Centurion!

The heck we don't! I'm gonna pitch a whole pregnant division at the next creative meeting! Imagine the size of those belts!

Hey Gorgy!

Maybe I'm old but I still prefer to throw big ol' southern WRASSLIN style punches! Some of us still have style. Who's with me?

Dude I don't know if that's right how would they even tag?

Think about it dude! Atty gets someone in a headlock and then BANG a dropkick from her fetus! IT PRINTS MONEY

HECK yeah!