/ I’ll write two paragraphs of some serious shit and halfway through I’ll be like “ykw, I don’t care.” Then delete the tweets.

/ me when the “journalist” that doesn’t write but 1-2 sentence tweets suddenly has the authority to write an entire callout post on a group of people who they think are using AI:

Actual propaganda

eimory.⠀ I'm an investigative journalist.

Good times

How’s your daughter by the way?

Of innocent people — I know the likes of your kind wouldn’t dare harm an innocent person. And as for me —? Well you wouldn’t want to be responsible for starting a war, would you?

“Ragebait GPT, generate me an apology tweet everyone one will hate.” GENERATING… GENERATING… GENERATING… GENERATING COMPLETE! YOUR TWEET IS:

What the fuck

⠀ “ Mind yourself, Automaton. “

⠀ “ You are forgetful of your place, Automaton. But I am unsurprised, a creation from the likes of Hank Pym are certain to inherit his… less than desirable traits. “

That’s Sue Storms breasts on my timeline

“Man if only there were a way to quickly gain fire superiority over the enemy” The humble machine gun:

“ DOOM is more wicked. “

“ It’s my literal birth name. “

“ I didn’t choose it, I have a doctorate- if you even know what that is —— it is simply my name. At least it isn’t as pretentious as calling yourself ‘He-Man’. “

“ I am well aware of the ridiculous identities of your various cohorts. That being said at least Trap-Jaw is fitting. “