how do women expect us to ask them for their number if we can’t even see their face under their mask #LetsGoBrandon

It is actually mind blowing to me that Cale Jacobsen is still on the market. Everyone is missing out 😭😂. #43

Devin Booker is wild for this one 😂 “Shut up p*ssy”

Thanks @HuskerHoops for having us out this afternoon! 🔴⚪️

even the hometown refs don’t want the grizzlies to win … we really against all odds Memphis Grizzlies

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

Committed!! GBR 🔴⚪️

name something worse than losing to ur buddy in 2k

if you “smack”when you eat i’m sorry but we can’t be friends

Just got kicked out of a tournament for coaching 3rd base with a Busch Light in my hand. Last time I checked prohibition ended in 1933. Things need to change. #BeElite

Little known about me is that I was a finalist for the lead role on Baywatch. The producers ultimately went with David Hasselhoff. It was a big mistake as you can see from my audition video.

Sad News: Atlanta Braves Player Breaks Off Engagement With Smokeshow Instagram Model Fiance barstoolsports.com/blog/3429080/s…

Being attacked by both right & left simultaneously is a good sign

My future HR Manager

An anonymous source just sent me this from Disney. It is mandatory, institutionalized racism and sexism!

Puberty blockers aka sterilization drugs will no longer be prescribed to children in Britain, due to potentially severe negative effects

Here’s the hype video that was used last night against Colorado The call back for “GO BIG RED” was biblical I fucking love you, Husker Nation 🌽 S/o @CFB_Memezone & Garrett Hargis for the creation of this

The Great, and even Legendary, Charlie Kirk, is dead. No one understood or had the Heart of the Youth in the United States of America better than Charlie. He was loved and admired by ALL, especially me, and now, he is no longer with us. Melania and my Sympathies go out to his