By adopting JD as his VP Trump finally got the son he always wanted. Who’s a good boy?

Hey Pepsi, #LGBT Ugandans want to #LiveForNow, too! Tell Pepsi to oppose the 'Kill the Gays' bill at bit.ly/U8epDt via SumOfUS

Closest habitable planet 13 light years away. I'm going! boston.com/news/science/b…

Checking in from Denver Nuggets at Boston Celtics cbsprt.co/XzBuTC via CBS Sports

Bing, bang, bong ... Pick 2 out of the 3.

If the devil came to earth as a muppet he would be Nikki Minaj.

I have a 68% bigger brain than Haviland Stillwell! #playbraindex bit.ly/playbraindex

Tell Congress: level the playing field for #cleanenergy to create new jobs! j.mp/178sRaR

Pls RT: #cfaa #aaronswartz Aaron's Law just intro'ed. Become citizen cosponsor: act.demandprogress.org/sign/aarons_la… via Demand Progress

We have less than a week to stop Jerry Brown's dangerous plan to frack California: share.credoaction.com/25159141t?&aki… via CREDO Mobile

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

"The Ellen Show: If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars " look behind Brad's ear and you'll see me.

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Madmen event at the academy getting ready to start. Stoked for this.

American horror story is scary good.

BBs working hard evaluating top assets - Chrissy Teigen on Bill Belichick Getting Caught Checking Her Out: 'Poor Guy' fw.to/g2NTwVJ

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles on a great SuperBohmygodwouldyoulookatthat

Thank you for not retweeting any #TrumpColluded tweets. It would have been mega-embarrassing if that were to trend on #PresidentsDay, or what V. Putin (very smart guy!) calls #BuyAmerican Day!