Midwesterners will slap their knee and say “welp I spose” as they proceed to get up off their chair and head towards the door then talk for 57 minutes about that game last Sunday

Me trying to convince all of you that Kwik Trip and Kwik Star are literally the same thing:

🚨 IT'S HAPPENING 🚨

POV Kwik Star won't be your valentine

roses are red violets are blue bacons on sale limit 2

(but also flowers on top of that are nice too)

the midwestern accent.

imagine not liking me when i'm over here googling if the squeegee water is gatorade

Idk who needs to hear this, but starting today the sun sets after 6pm.

.Casey's come get yo boi

.Casey's come get yo coworker