When you're meeting bro who's always late so you arrive 30 mins late to teach him a lesson but you still get there before him

At the airport

i know god’s plan for my life doesn’t involve a woman w no ass.

Chin up gangsta you knew the love was fake

*WR drops wide open pass* NFL cornerbacks:

Straight the fuck up

Dear Apple, stop telling me my music volume is too high.

The beginning of the end fr

G thats what his ass get everybody ain’t playing with you niggas fr

STOP socializing at work - No drinks after work - No weekend picnics - No lunch with the team Colleagues are NOT your friends.

Carmelo Anthony on Dwyane Wade: “I don’t think people understand how bad of a m’fer D-Wade was, bro. I’m saying it with this much passion because you don’t hear that name come up much with this younger generation. When he was on his s—, arguably he was the best two-guard in the

Can I get a tracking number?

Give it a break

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I’m mesmerized by stat 🥺😭

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Jalen Hurts almost bought a $5.2 million home in New Jersey, while Meek Mill couldn’t get approved for financing 👀 "He sits courtside every time I see him… those guys are full of shit."

Dolphins releasing WR Jaylen Waddle. (via Brian Regan)

Chump ass nigga got time for Twitter any other time tho lol