Funny Quote of the Day: "When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half." - Gracie Allen

For all we know, Kurt, half the birds chirping are telling the other half to shut up. 🤔 🦜🦆🐦‍⬛🐕🙉🙊🙈🐵🤷🏻‍♂️❤️ Honestly, Merlin, I’d pay good money for bird subtitles. Probably 90% trash talk! 🤣 Have a great Thursday and I’ll 👀 you on #GoodDayColumbus.

Quote of the Day: "It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light." - Aristotle Onassis

Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney

I used to just crastinate, Kurt. But I got so good I went pro. 🤔🐕🙉🙊🙈🐵🤷🏻‍♂️❤️ So you’re ’professionally unproductive,’ Merlin? Living my dream! 🤣 Have a great FriYAY and I’ll 👀 you on #GoodDayColumbus.

Funny Quote of the Day: "To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius." - Minna Antrim

Quote of the Day: "Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him." - Henry Miller

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one." - Cavett Robert

Funny Quote of the Day: "The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself." - Voltaire

Quote of the Day: "That which does not kill us makes us stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Seems to me Kurt, that the best way to protect yourself from a Bigfoot attack is to carry a camera. 🤔🦍📷🐕🐵🙉🙊🙈🤷🏻‍♂️❤️ Apparently the same thing goes for aliens, Merlin. 👽🤣 Have a great Monday and I’ll 👀 you on #GoodDayColumbus. 📺

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it." - David Hockney

Quote of the Day: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." - Thomas A. Edison

Question for you, Kurt. If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter? 🤔🧑‍🍳🤵‍♂️🤵🏻🍽️🐕🐵🙉🙊🙈🤷🏻‍♂️❤️ Well if you’re serving the server does that make you a server too, Merlin? 🤣 Have a great Tuesday and I’ll 👀 you on #GoodDayColumbus.

Funny Quote of the Day: "A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in." - Frederick the Great

Merlin: Hey Kurt, remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Me: Yes. Merlin: Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. <blink> 🤔💉🤨🐕🙊🙉🙈🐵🤷🏻‍♂️❤️ They can’t even crack a smile, Merlin! 🤣 Have a great Wednesday and I’ll 👀 you on #GoodDayColumbus. 📺

Quote of the Day: "Work is much more fun than fun." - Noel Coward

Funny Quote of the Day: "Cure for an obsession: get another one." - Mason Cooley

Before drawing boards were invented, Kurt, what did they go back to? 🤔📝👨‍🏫🐕🙉🙊🙈🐵🤷🏻‍♂️❤️ Square one, Merlin? 🤣 Have a great Thursday and I’ll 👀 you on #GoodDayColumbus. 📺