I haven’t watched Much Music in a very long time so I streamed it today. Bryan Adams Everything I Do (I do it for you) is still number one for the 1904th week in a row. 🇨🇦

Buying 3 items at the grocery store and watching the screen total $56

I think I need this…again.

When they ask “paper or plastic” at the grocery store they could just ask “Democrat or Republican”.

Huge congrats to Dave Green and all the artists, cast and crew that worked so hard to bring this movie to life…and now it has been given a new life. I can’t wait to see it in theaters! deadline.com/2025/03/coyote… via Deadline

Sen Cory Booker’s 25hr speech narrowly edges Adrien Brody’s Oscar acceptance speech for the longest in history.

Is there a specific job title for the person that hides the expiration date on products?

Is APT stuck in your head? It is now.

Fyre Festival 2 has been postponed. They couldn’t get all the food and drinking water off the island in time.

I am so lazy typing now that I just use predictive text to make sure that I’m not reading too many text and not too long before I’m going through the rest and then I can go to the bathroom to get some i’m so tired of the way my body has to deal with my body.

The Ryan Coogler era of my “for you” social media feed is my favorite era.

We can’t all be #1 dad. I’d like to see the official rankings.

I still think about Amber Heard’s dog stepping on a bee.

One of my NBA 2K25 players is out with a collapsed lung. He was hardly touched. Send good vibes.

According to a new poll, polls are all 100% accurate and trustworthy.

Dammit. The hamburglar took a big bite out of mayor McCheese’s head. There’s ketchup everywhere.

There’s nothing wrong with being a one trick pony. Especially if it’s flying.

I think it would be great to run up to a stranger getting off a plane, hug them and say “it’s been so long but you look exactly the same!”

I just ate three After Eight’s at 7:30. How f@ck*d am I? Is it like Gremlins rules?

Omg was he ai this entire time?