Imagine being so unbearable that the Pope drops dead immediately after meeting you.

100% remember this and I hated it with a passion. It was the reason I learnt how to take tablets super young.

Large piece of cardboard from a passing truck hit my car this morning and I’ve got damage ☹️☹️. Do I have to get a report on the Dubai police app? Anyone know? Raging as wasn’t my fault but I’ll still have to pay the no claims.

Amazed that this many people actually want to have dinner with such an odious man.

“You don’t know them, they go to a different school”

I really hope this is true. Yet another conversation last night with someone who thinks Trump is clever and I’m just like 😳😳😳 how? How do people think this?? He’s an absolute moron.

I was unimpressed with the service at the bar/restaurant I went to on Friday night. They send the inevitable feedback so I gave them my feedback and since then you’d think I’d made a major complaint. Emails, calls…like it’s the end of the world!

Anyone know what’s causing the thick black smoke over Al Quoz etc?

Gaza community kitchens say food is running out after two months of Israeli blockade. “We used to receive more than 100 trucks every week - trucks of food parcels and hygiene kits. Now we don't have anything.” UN warns of starvation if blockade holds. bbc.com/news/articles/…

Confused why all my students' final papers keep veering into discussions of white genocide in South Africa.

Took the kids to Italy to surprise my SIL. Trevi fountain pic 😍

Depressed at being back in Dubai after an amazing 5 days in Italy. I normally love being here but Rome & Florence were just 😍😍😍. I want to live a life where I put on a cute outfit and go for a walk to drink lemoncello spritz 🥰.

Why does no one call the Orange Clown out for his lies to his face?!! America, come on. He just lies his ass off constantly.

Is this baby just "hungry", BBC? Or is she being actively starved to death by Israel?

I will keep saying this until I am blue in the face, the media is determined to get Nigel Farage into Number 10. Then they will ask.... How did that happen?

How is this not the exact kind of thing a totalitarian regime would say?

This is sending me!! The thinnest skinned president ever.

“3 drinks is too many” 😂😂 laughs in British. 3 is before you go out (although, hush, not me anymore because I’m old)

Starmer is correct. We can't tax our way to growth. But we can *tax reform* our way to growth. Some ideas:

“Temu Musk” 🤣🤣🤣🤣