That was not a joke. The chest is full of them, along with souvenirs from the poor souls...

Starting a petition against myself. Ban lydia from motherhood. They just don't mix.

Fat break. I will return later once my energy is recharged. -Rolls away-

Hi ael-- bye Aela.

" I am sworn to eat all of the food that you carry as a burden. It is mine."

Already casually enjoying the Horner meat. " Mhm... Don't bother. I've had a load of training in food seeking."

/ that typo is too glorious to change. I'm leaving it. Horner meat. Copyright. XD it is Lydia's.

Still comfortably enjoying the food in hand. " Will you truly try to hinder my enjoyment? Really?"

" I'm not worried about a thing. I've been gone on a long journey, finally back and free from my thane... I. Am. Eating." Nom~

" It was torture. I barely ate a meal a day. And do not even mention sleep. It did not exist on that journey."

Cue a blank serious stare. " I've got a bad feeling about this..."

" I'm... Going to catch up on some rest..." The housecarl went inside to her room, wishing to attempt to sleep.

A wild Lydia chomps on the end of the meat. x.com/icebrainednord…

-Calmly hides behind a chunk of horker meat- " I. Am. Not. Here."

/ Was summoned from the land of Art Collab by random mention. Hello. XD

" Hello Mr.... Uhm. ShouldBeChasingHisTail?" Not sure what to say. Should be eating meat right now.

" Mmm, while you handle that, I'm going to...grab something to eat. Yes." And off she goes. To eat. Yum yum.

" Oh. Oh no. I can sense...the walking stick." Eyes narrow. Takes a large chunk of meat. Cue slow appreciative chewing.

/ Mettaton collab Art. I'm obsessed with the guy. Shame on me. XD -Rolls away for sleep- <3

" Why do I get the feeling I will once more carry burdens in the near accursed future?"