Can we stop referring to vote counts as “big dumps”? 😆🤢 John King love you... but stop it 😂 #dump #democracy #democrats #cmonosoff

Terrorists. All of them. Creating terror. Terrorists. #democracyatrisk #nope #fucktrump

Hey @blinkfitness after the shitshow that was 2020 we don’t need more. This is RAW SEWAGE. Get your shit together, literally or let us go to another location. Totally unhealthy and prob illegal. #stinkandblink #blinkgyms #NOMAAM #pissedoff

Hey President Donald J. Trump maybe you can dust off Friendster and use that now. #bye #TrumpBanned

Ok @blinkfitness this is ridiculous. Do you need ME to talk to your landlord in Chelsea or will YOU do it? If this was your office would you take care of the raw sewage? Or just vacuum it up and hope for the best? Get it together or let us go to another LOCATION #blinkgym

Damn the NY DMV is ugly. Why does it look like the inside of a box of Rice Chex? What I couldn’t do with $5000 and my big gay hands. #dmv #nyc

The fonts are disturbingly similar. America runs on hairball care. #iams #dunkindonuts #kittykitty #fonts #americarunsondunkin

Seriously @blinkfitness what is your problem? Why can’t you FIX the plumbing issue for good? This is raw sewage. What is the problem? Get a plumber and contractor and FIX the issue. Why is this so difficult?!

For when you’re doing your make up, but you also want some petit fours, because executing the perfect cat-eye is tedious. #tjmaxx #cateye

Hey Target how can you be an ally of the LGBTQIA communities and sell Chick-fil-A, Inc. crap on your shelves? In NYC? No ma’am. Explain yourself, please. #chickfilhate #target #LGBTQIA #allies

2 weeks after a flood and @blinkfitness still hasn’t fixed the problem, yet remains open and takes our money. #fixit #buildingviolation Department of Buildings #nycbuildings

This extra in @disneyplus #Cruella looks so much like Hillary Clinton it’s bananas! 💕 #hillaryclinton #cruella #emmastone

Decided to torture myself on Christmas Eve and go to Whole Foods Market Total mayhem. My anxiety and rage was sky high. After I clawed my way to the fish counter, this is the first thing I saw…I took it as a sign to get the hell outta there, so I left! Totally on brand for 2021.🥺

How do all the gays afford to travel so much? In the past 5 years I’ve been to therapy and Walgreens. #howdoyalldoit #teachmeyourways #travel #walgreens

Hey Eyewitness News producers please tell Ryan Field using the term “fall on deaf ears” is outdated and offensive. Let’s do better 👌🏼

TORDLE 229 6/10

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