He told me I look too put together to be homeless was he flirting

2022, you know what you did

New year, new me. I’m Florence Pugh now.

Just when I start to get down on myself thinking I’m the only one not working right now, I see how many friends are selling their stuff on Facebook

Crossroads Trading Co is wild. I love when they don’t buy quality boutique items because of “label” but then I see Forever 21 and Old Navy on their racks I truly can’t with them

So Mercury is no longer in retrograde but my PS4 still isn’t working? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

So embarrassed the dark abyss caught me staring at it 😳

First interaction of the week was with a gal who was wearing a Brown shirt while I was wearing one that said Universal Studios. Setting the tone.

The power has been out all night and my apt looks like Chandler is about to propose

I’m sorry but walking behind this guy on the plane who is unaware that he’s whacking everyone in the face with his jacket hood as he walks down the aisle is giving me life

And now a guy stood up to walk up and down the aisle to lead the whole plane in prayer

New episode with a grape (Dave Theune), a four leaf clover (Kristen Rozanski), and a praying mantis from Woodland Hills (@johnnyraymeeks)! Listen + subscribe 🍃🍄🪨 Apple: apple.co/3iPkhav Spotify: spoti.fi/3iTnMfT

Is there such thing as a poor vampire? Or a middle class vampire?

Is taking beta blockers so I can drink more coffee bad?

I’ve reached that inevitable turning point in fashion where I now dress like my high school boyfriends

My dentist and a hotel I stayed at last year are the first to wish me a happy birthday

Honest question: how can I possibly be this bad at shaving my legs??

STRIKE

If you’re on Bluesky I could use some company

Was told today that I’m “pretty tall for a woman”, so… still got it 🔥