So its apparently #NationalAssDay today and I seen NO ASS, ALL DAY.

Why is there so many scary trailers maaan I'm tryna chill in bed and watch fresh prince! #HowYallGhostiesDoinTonight

Sharebox...? Bitch I aint sharing shit! @Seancooper_94 yfrog.com/nubgflij

40 nuggets down and I'm feelin McWoozey

Need to watch this derren brown apocalypse to see how much bull it really is, how can anyone believe that what he's doing Is real! #Melt

Hot date soon Thomas Burnett.

Going all out and getting the gourmet burger instead of the normal one at a spoons...haha #5* Thomas Burnett

Mm mm mmm what are you sayin!? #ReesesCupsBitch yfrog.com/mojd4bkj

STEEEEAK! #Medium yfrog.com/ocwrwdnj

"@ShaunKLAllen: Girlfriend has been kicked out #wtf" she's on this yolo nolo wave

The saatchi was what pushed it over the edge

I swear the barman's been popping mollies in our drinks 😴

"UberFacts: Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass."Jon 'Grizz' Osborne. I think sean might have this...

Sam is thirsty for munts #hipporequest

Sam should make movements to pattern dress though #hipporequest ::hippodrome

Sam slippe up tonight #hipporequest

Only a matter of time Before Sam pulls a munt! #hipporequest

Sams about them moisture every time?!?!?

Heard brother Ross Fitz after those house munters tonight, heads up! #hipporequest

Sam thirsty to wine pon pink shirt #hipporequest