Get a #FreeJacobZuma with every corrupt tender.

#IvankaZuma #DonaldZumajnr and #EricZuma are very quiet this morning. They are preparing to lay down your lives in #KZNshutdown

It is a long time since we last heard the soundtrack of the apartheid SABC production of Shaka! Bayete!

Even London is coming out in support of #FreeJacobZuma

Loota continua.

The #ZumaFamily is NOT us. We are NOT the Zuma family.

Sedition is such an emotionally loaded word in a constitutional democracy.

Was that supposed to intimidate us Mr President? Looting Continuing.

We need WMC to URGENTLY restock their shops NOW. Prioritise: 1. Electronic goods, specially 90 inch TV, iPhone, surround sound. 2. Furniture. Leather couches in short supply. 3. Motor vehicle showrooms. The cars have not had their wheels replaced. We need them. PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY!

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Dompas system back in play in KZN Stephen Grootes

We are very disappointed that so few are standing up to defend Carl.

We wish to CONGRATULATE comrat Carl Niehaus on his outer space exploits. He has single handedly beaten all the billionaires to living successfully on another planet.

We have read this morning's judgement. Oh.

Today Carl Niehaus will petition TweedleZane and TweedleZile for money to pay for his next wife's funeral.

Mr Fear Fokol - ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula is afraid of Fokol. Now Carl Niehaus the undisputed Mnr Fokol has stepped up. Who needs to watch Olympics? Lawyers at ten paces, Gentlemen.

Ten years ago Daryl Peense was convicted of assault on the president of South Africa. Every drop of his spilled drink missed Jacob Zuma. In passing sentence, Magistrate Mpikeleli said: "this type of offence could cripple democracy."

Carl is writing a letter. It is a long one this time. There is some repotition. Again. He is ignoring advice to use cut and paste. He says he knows it by heart. And its therapeutic. He needs therapy.

Today tickets are for sale to watch Comical Carly write his speech from the dock. All proceeds will go to the #FreeCarlNiehausWithEveryFreeJacobZumaTshirtFoundation

Is Kallie Kakhuis looking for a new ATM?