It’s taken just a week since I’ve become Superman to realize that Metropolis is full of unappreciative assholes. I had a few drinks and accidentally smashed into a few buildings when flying now that rag Daily Planet says I’m reckless and out of control. This shit hole city can

You’re reaching agent.

As many of you know already I have been unfairly banned from Applebee’s. However my alter ego #Superman is not trespassed..So I’m going to have a few shots of the good stuff in the parking lot outside because I refuse to pay those prices for drinks. Then I’m going inside for

John Kreese Kreese that is BADASS 👊🍺

He gets better looking as each year passes by 😘 ❤️ #johnnylawrence #CobraKai

Daniel getting the cold truth handed to him Larusso Johnny Lawrence is the karate Kid #CobraKai #HIMY #johnnylawrence

I’m asking all of you in the dojo what’s the best way to deal with this cold sinister battle axe? Share and leave your suggestions in the comments 👊🍺 #HillaryClinton #Superman #JohnnyLawrence #NoMercy #Clinton #Clintons

What happens when your parents leave for vacation and you bring a lady of the night home and can’t afford the tab? That is Risky Business 1983 starring Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay. Are you a fan of this #80s classic? #1980s #RiskyBusiness #80smovies #Films #Movies #Film

1983 Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon is released giving us another great album for the greatest decade #1980s #OzzyOsbourne #Ozzy #ozzyosbourneforever #OzzyForever #80smusic #80s #80snostalgia

Johnny look at my backyard!!! Why would you send pirates to my house and tell them there is buried treasure? You better come over here and start filling this hole back in before Amanda finds out.

You and your buddies tried to kill me.That was a Jackass stunt and you’re not Johnny Knoxville.

Here’s a little stroll down memory lane from #KarateKid

I’ve been trying to explain to Amanda why pirates dug up our backyard and how Terry Silver survived an explosion at sea just to come back and threaten us. Cobra Kai is always nothing but trouble. #DanielLarusso #KarateKid

Do you want to know how Lamar Latrelle got into #CobraKai ? John Kreese was seeing Lamar’s mom on the side and she wanted Kreese to try to push her son in a different direction if you catch my drift. From what we saw at Atom’s college, Kreese did not succeed. #JohnnyLawrence

Another trip down memory lane. #70s #CobraKai

She was a candle in the wind it was said said long after she was gone.What we know for sure is she was gone far too soon.#MarilynMonroe

Release all of the #JFK files.

This is what it feels like when I get on this app and see a flood of notifications thanks to Johnny Lawrence

First the EU and now Canada has agreed to Trump’s trade deal. So much for the whiny libs saying the Trump tariffs are never going to work. #Trump #Maga #Tariffs