unfortunately i’m not leaving twitter because i grew up with a toxic family so i can withstand at least 16 years of torture and anguish before i leave

using the locs as a scarf is one of the greatest things I have ever seen

How I'm entering 2025:

yeah.

Stop touching nggas wit ya hands!!!

SALT!!!!!! 😍 I love ingesting sodium chloride!!!!!!! It makes me so happy to fill my body with electrolytes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pounding fists on table* SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT

Propaganda I’m 100% falling for :

because the thing you guys call "artificial intelligence" is just "google search but way fucking worse." how is it this hard to understand

🎯

It’s your natural nails that you’re calling unkempt? Wow

For those who may need this message today.

The things I haven’t retweeted. You wouldn’t BELIEVE.

i hope the trees know i notice them

i don't use chatgpt. i don't use gemini. i don't use grok. i use google and if google can't give me answers i KILL MYSELF

Actual photo of Global Sumud Flotilla. Stop sharing AI generated images.

I would have gotten into an Ivy if the SAT was like this in 2007

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year" Me on january 28th 2026:

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.