footballing equivalent of calling a bird fit then calling her a fat slag when she pies you off

How many weeks were you on strike mate? #nufc

Isak trying to make sure that Sweden don’t qualify so that he can force a move to current World Cup holders, Argentina.

England flag, Northumbrian flag, our famous away kit colours and even a dig at the Fat Cockney Bastard. Seems Barca have a lot in common with us

I always remember when Anne Robinson tried to do her school ma’am act on Ricky Hatton on Celebrity Weakest Link. AR: “Ricky - you were the weakest link in that round. Why do you think that is?” RH: “Probably because I get punched in the head for a living, Anne.”

One of Nick Woltemade's boots has arrived from Stuttgart

Nobody tell Jamie Carragher he said this or he will be in tears again #NUFC

Sir Bobby Robson. The bond between Barça and Newcastle.

Well done to all those who have tirelessly campaigned for the recognition of Palestine — an inalienable right of the Palestinian people. Next, the UK should recognise the genocide in Gaza, end its complicity in crimes against humanity, and stop arming Israel.

Digital ID for every adult is not progress. It is the end of a free society dressed up as convenience. I am a cyber security specialist. This is my take. They are selling it as a fix for illegal migration. That is bollocks. We spend hundreds of billions a year on cyber

Huge crowd of patriots standing up to racism and hate in Newcastle.

Liverpool lose to a 97th minute winner

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AG10 fires us to Wembley! 💫 Last time out against Arsenal at St. James' Park 🔙

If he went down, Gabriel is sent off - whether that’s right or not is another matter. The sport has now reached a point where you are rewarded for going down under minimal contact, and it stinks.

BREAKING🚨⚫️⚪️: Harvey Barnes' goal against Union Saint-Gilloise means he and his father, John, are the first father and son to score for the same team in Champions League history.

The part of Orwell's 1984 that everyone forgets is how human music has been replaced by soulless, machine-generated pop songs. The AI attempt to take over the film and music industries is an attack on the human spirit. Boycott AI actors. Boycott AI bands. Support human artists.

Nick Woltemade's first Champions League goal moves him above Philipp Lahm, Jamie Carragher and Sunderland Football Club in the UEFA Champions League all-time goalscorers table.

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