Musk's latest wheeze: mad Martian caper ending in calamity (8,5)

"Yeah, well, this is handmade quality shit we're talking here."

Last Wednesday, the temperature here in The Black Forest was 36C. Today it's 19. Odd. Bloody odd.

Chris Kamara

Thanks for this moth-eaten relic Manu, but ye taxpayers must suffer (6,8)

Musk's latest fiasco as hi-tech realm unravels (11) #Grok

That's MechaHitler (anag of *hi-tech realm). If you don't know the story I'm honestly not sure it's worth googling #Grok

I win as manager? Maybe most of the time! (6, 7) #crypticcrosswords

Funny lad our Mick - great plurr (4,6) #PSGRMA

In Café Rouge, I am taking time to make order (7) Paul Mescal stripped off body parts (8) Drug supplied by Debbie Downer? (10) ...and more in today's The Independent cryptic: puzzles.independent.co.uk/games/cryptic-…

Not many LUKA MODRIC fans in tonight

With the Bayeux Tapestry in the news, it’s time to resurrect this absolute classic of historical re/enactments.

Greatly looking forward, as ever, to my next visit to London. Not my home town but spent 20 deliriously happy years working there. Number of times mugged =0. Number of phones stolen =0.

I set the prize Toughie cryptic in today’s Sunday Telegraph telegraph.co.uk/puzzles/ Very hip, playing Steely Dan’s latest cuts (9) College closed between terms for police investigation (4) Produce another cake without topping, a reason for moving mince pies to the side (6)

Meet Vlad. I call him that because he's ...

Currently struggling to anagram The Epstein Files without using "elite" "penis" or "flies undone"

Forgot "fetishes"

2-3 balls #IYKYK #ENGvIND #LordsTest