SNL has been painfully unfunny for decades, ofc, but I am quite confident the rapidly solidifying TikTok-to-SNL pipeline is only going to exacerbate matters

Which of you genealogy galaxy brains out there have chased down how closely related this bougie Jewish Floridian grandma who hired a hitman to merc her daughter’s Harvard-educated lawyer ex husband is to Sheldon & Miriam Adelson?

Mike Judge manifested this cringe purgatory we inhabit with “Silicon Valley”, he’s to blame

Just checked the word count on my “Pedostate Primer” essay and saw it’s over 15k words and in the 30-40 pages ballpark or thereabouts I might need to pick a different title bc it’s not exactly a brief “primer” on the topic any longer lol

Trump getting ready to put the Devil of Taganga back in the I•D•F-catering child trafficking and hostel business in a destabilized Venezuela 👀

Never forget, the people have the power to create more job openings

Adding this bust of Bari Weiss made by a 3D marble carving robot and donated to the Uni of Austin (UATX) by Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale to the cringe Palantir list

they added “88” into the video over and over lol

What gets me is the discordance of using all the epic gritty action movie trailer motifs over the top of this lanky jewish guy talking about value creation. They need to install Dolph Lundgren or someone like that as CEO. Karp isn't cutting it. Have Dolph kill someone on stage.

Lol

The messiah Donald “Q” Trump has finally immanentized the pedo-eschaton, hallelujah!

Breaking: FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein calls the Epstein case a “Democrat hoax that never ends” for the 10,000th time. He is also president.

FBI Special Agent ____: “Listen, Donald, this isn’t enough, dammit! You’re useless to us as a CI unless you go deep cover, we need you to get Epstein on your side!” Trump: “Twisting my arm, but fine… I’ll fight with him over who gets to deflower this 13 yr old virgin, I guess.”

I hereby bequeath Heckling Michael Tracey duties to honorable knight-errant Dildo Gaggins. Support him in his crusade against the Epstein Deboonker Tsar Michael Tracey, loyal banner men ⚔️