Proud to be British 🇬🇧🙄

It I was Poch, I'd immediately sub Jackson and Madueke. #CheEve

Everton making #NCFC look like a semi-competent Premier League side. #CheEve

A 15 minute Cole Palmer hattrick 👀 #CheEve

New York Times reporting that Donald Trump has fallen asleep at his trial.

Watching old episodes of #RaceAcrossTheWorld and coming to the conclusion that I need to visit South America 😂

The best £1 million* spent in the history of football?

If not, then who? 🤔

*With about £300,000 change leftover. #NCFC

The most impressive thing #NCFC will achieve this season is the 'You Are Not Alone' campaign.

Over 7,000 people cited it as the reason for contacting Samaritans. It's been viewed across the globe.

Fantastic work and worthy of the Innovation Award👏
youtube.com/watch?v=tX8TgV…

£75m. Not a penny less. #NCFC

Time for a new #FM23 save.

Just appointed myself as manager of Tacolneston FC in the Anglian Combination 4th Division 😂

No longer Neverkusen.

In more interesting news, Bayer Leverkusen have just won the Bundesliga

Well that's the title race over for another year. #ARSAVL

'Strength in depth'

Aside from Jonny Rowe, the combined minutes of Championship football played by our bench yesterday totalled 1,531.

They've played the equivalent of 17 games between them 😂 #ncfc

If Arsenal don't win this, you may as well give Man City the trophy tonight. #ARSAVL

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Right player. Wrong manager. #NCFC

C'mon #CPFC ! #LIVCRY

Fair to assume John O'Farrell will not be invited back.