I asked him what his biggest fantasy was and he said “Slowly bleeding out in the snow gazing up towards the sky as I take my last breath.” 🙄

How I look at that man who loves apple juice like a divorced dad loves his whiskey

HAPPY STEVE IRWIN DAY 🐊

You can just wear what you want Let’s bring back the tights under shorts and chokers please 😔

Basically, be a proud yapper

Why do men love the chase and not the catch

Can I ruin the mood with a “do you still love me?”

The truth is that ladies love the spontaneous silly guy

The lioness raises her own cortisol

The lioness should be concerned every once in a while

ER said I’m fine and clear to go home but here are my symptoms: * Painful urination * Blood in urine * lower back pain * Frequent urination * Fatigue and oversleeping * Nausea * Dizziness and brain fog They didn’t even give me antibiotics even after finding blood in my

So Thankful

Okay I’m ready for Christmas now

❄️what a beautiful day

A girl that can do both 🏂🎀

Driver’s license part 2 is about to drop

Two years ago today, I woke up to seven missed phone calls and texts from various people about my friend. While reading through the missed messages, I found out my friend of ten years died earlier that morning in a car crash. He and his friend were racing and his truck flipped

Um no I will not be coming in earlier

I will never let a man guilt trip me for being spoiled. He knew what he was getting into from the start

You know the economy is bad when the person bagging your groceries doesn’t have Down Syndrome.