*gestures to my unmown yard* "I'm choosing to let my yard grow wild, to help the pollinators." *waves at a stack of dirty dishes* "This, too, is for the pollinators." *trips over a pile of dirty laundry" "Pollinators."

My pet peeve is when your appetizer arrives at the same time as your meal.

imagine being so fucking queer that your name is literally a pronoun

Deadnaming Twitter is the only acceptable form of it 🫡

This is a dildo and there is nothing you can say to change my mind.

Also, it looks totally anal safe.

I mean, I won't, but y'all should. You deserve to feel better.

I'm ready. I've got a good set of lungs and could scream for hours.

In case you were not aware.

Am I doing it right? I feel like I'm doing it right.

buy a dildo for the environment!

My bank called me to ask me about possible fraud on my card. But it was just me, eating at Arby's twice in one day. Stop your judgment Wells Fargo.

My problem is I just want to eat two roast beef sandwiches in one day without being hassled for it. 😭

Anytime someone sends me a review inquiry that starts with "Hello dear" or "Hi Sweetheart" I delete without reading. We aren't dating, stop it.

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