Imagine posting your broad on the BV expecting all your mutuals to say she’s a smoke but your replies are all about how she’s a whale and chopped. Gun barrel would be down my throat asap😹

Master Fisto is rapidly approaching 100 padawan followers on the BV. Any recs to celebrate such a monumental occasion?

Blonde women and the liberal left are in shambles at the sight of this

Master Kit is celebrating 100 followers by returning to his aquatic roots on the beach today with the wife. All I’m missing are a few deathsticks

Updated the pfp to a lil more high res action, how we feelin council?

My ball club traded for Carlos Correa and Jesus Sanchez today, time for a celebratory beer let’s fucking go

Holy fuck, that body of yours is absurd. (Any questions, comments, concerns on the haul?)

Fuck. It looks as though Kit has been made. Time to take a trip to the outer rim and let the heat get off me. #legos

The normalization of doing cocaine is one of the most degenerate things I’ve seen on this app, it ain’t that cool to do coke constantly

Currently at the in laws house and they’re playing some old ass 50’s western show instead of the stros game. Please obliterate this household.

Any fellas on the BV fuck with anime? If so, drop your favorite. Tryna find some fellow ball knowers

Master Kit just stumbled upon greatness tonight. Why the fuck are these not more common? Must be the liberal lefts agenda to get rid of these treasures #expand

Master Fistos go to G station combo right here. Can’t beat it with a fucking stick.

If you’re with a girl who has a burner, that chick ain’t it. No modest chick has a burner, only degenerate sluts posting their body for some shitty engagement

Finished up the Jango slave I and fuck me it’s perfect. Rate the setup gentleman

Six Seven followers on my Indian burner IG? Good thing the Busch light in my fridge is cold, time to celebrate

Had to make a call about my internet bill today and ofc the most stereotypical Indian woman answers, and when she’s telling me an access code the first thing she says is “i as in India”. The jokes just write themselves sometimes

Getting back into the CoC grind after a long hiatus, decided to start over with a new base. Any tips for a fella who’s been outta the game for some time?

I think a good piece of advice for a lot of male burners on this app is you should get a nut off before you tweet because some of the shit yall say about woman is genuinely nefarious