No spicy pics for you

Taking cute office pics while I still have an office

Whether older or younger than me, my bosses have never known how to convert shit to PDF. Drives me crazy.

I'm gassy and my tummy hurts but I want to take edibles to celebrate palindrome 420 but those make me gassy. What if I explode?

But I looked cute today

Letterboxd, you can't be down right now, what if I forget this shipost of a review??

Maybe if I date someone that has a wife (they're poly), I won't get too attached this time. ಠ╭╮ಠ

My boss called me a 'boss bitch' and said he couldn't think of any other way to tell me that I'm empowered to make decisions and to lead others to do what needs to be done. Like, maybe just 'boss'? Maybe someone with high influence? Position of importance? Why are men...

I was harassed by someone from Hinge and now I'M perma banned??

Bros complain that Everything Everywhere All At Once is bad and hard to understand but then go watch 700 hours of Marvel multiverse.