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Throwback ! No one is greater than Dolly !

Back when we were Hippies and hated everything government we still were not this frikkin weird ! These are just nerd kids that never played outside. We eventually came to our senses and went to work. These Mosquito Huggers may never grow up !

Thanks for this valuable piece of information to your fellow man. Without your help to make things better no one could have gone on living. Sleep well Gandhi!

Despite the bad weather today The Champions Tour and Insperity Invitational getting so many things right ! Come on out and watch for free !
The hospitality for The Loopers this week is MONEY ! 🙏🏆. Thank you !

You got to have the water hose pouring on the bucket as they come out, then you got to open it and pull the stuck ones out and then you stand there in a puddle of water and flip the off switch and get the shit shocked out of you. At least that’s how we did it. ⚡️😬🤷‍♂️

Heaths Pro Am partner today ! Can anyone name that action ? Pro Tip! He’s a real far hitter. Always was one of the good guys !

lol. It’s like The Braves were sadder than the Mets that he hit it out. Everyone just wanted go home and sleep. 😝

I don’t give a shit on which side of this argument you are on ! This stinks to high Heaven ! The Shark helped lift The Open up to even more incredible status than it was before. The man deserves respect in that clubhouse !

Just like our golf swings! What it feels like and what it looks like is two WAY different things. My arm felt way more flexible and elastic. Reality shows it’s really not and I won’t be able to shampoo my own hair in the morning.

You guys may not know this, but Houston is a big ass town. I’m staying with my old college buddy. Tom McKenna and he lives near the champions course where Jackie Burke lived and I’m caddying at the Woodlands. I might as well be staying in Chattanooga.

Remind me if I’m ever in Australia to not meet you for beer Falcon. Goodness man !

$7 for a bottle of water in an airport. You guys let me know when you want me to run for President and fix this. No kidding ! How is this even legal ?

If your sock drawer doesn’t need straightening, you are bored and you want to listen to an old broken down looper ramble on about things then listen in to my friend Chris’s podcast with me. Chris is great enough at his job to make even me seem like I know things when I don’t…

We no longer have a bet. 2 reasons ! You only exist as a fake name and I could never find you if I won the bet and the other reason is your a mean POS person that I no longer will have contact with. Go away Dipshit ! We could have had fun !

Thanks for the vote of confidence sir. This is the easiest bet anyone ever took on but no way this fake name dude pays his debts.

Heath has never been a flamboyant type guy but he was raised right and 100% gets it ! Maybe the most easy going person on the golf course I will ever be around. NOTHING gets him upset. If you are ever lucky enough to be his friend you will be his friend forever.

And ! I saw my old partner VJ on the putting green today. I went straight up to him and told him it was great to see him. He seemed like he didn’t hate me. I told him I so miss MOST of being with him. He said “ the feeling is mutual” and gave me the great big VJ laugh. Lol. I…

Oh by the way. I am currently helping my ole friend Heath Slocum on the Geezer Tour and even though I caddied him straight to almost last place this week I had a blast. He will soon be one of the guys! Such a straight, consistent clear thinking player.

Say what ? What are you asking me to say ? Truthfully I’m happy he is all those things you say he is. It lessens my distain for him when he’s on the floor with his crybaby flopping antics. You’re welcome to defend him. It’s sports not everyone sees things the same.

Wonder if he would loan me that beanie for Pebble Beach next year? 🥶😳