Abeg If you no get money, No dey sing no be paparazzi for my side😂 it's irritating knowing you're lying to yourself😂

Me : How are you doing Her ; I’m not fine Me : may god be with you If e reach your turn ask her why 🤣🤣😂

Some people will bath with bucket, and be like I just showered, 😂 which one be you just showered😂 my brother, You just BUCKETED😂😂

Nowadays 13 years old is looking for true love🥸, When I was 13 I used to wonder why the moon was even following me😂

God abeg, Anything wey dangote tell for prayer, I COPY AND PAST, let it happen in my life too😂😂

God abeg, Anything wey dangote tell you for prayer, I COPY AND PASTE , let it happen in my life too😂😂

When I get married, I’m going to sign my marriage certificate with a pencil ✏️, I can’t risk it, I can clean it anytime 😂😂

Please, avoid online dating. I traveled from Nigeria to Ghana to meet a pregnant woman😭💔

Somedays money na water, Other days you fit no get money to buy water😂, And somedays na water go dey come out from your eyes 😂, All of them na water😭😂

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Can you just tell me 1 reason, why your phone have password

Some person are nice because of the way they raise them, stop thinking that you’re using them📍

Even if you kill urself for some people, they will still complain that you didn’t die well 💔😭 stop living ur life to impress others 💯📌

When i was 6 years old, my sister was half my age, Now I’m 70 years old, how old is my sister? Many people say 35, but it’s wrong 😁

Anita for the last time Who teach you doggy?😀

The only thing I remember in maths class is ARE WE TOGETHER 😂

Men are the best cook in the world, Just imagine with 1 carrot, 2 eggs and a little drop of oil, And a woman will be satisfied for 9 months 😂🫡

Officer no be watin happen you dey write 🙄 which one be say una shoot me gun e no enter

Good English is very important there's nothing like"how was your day" is either you say "how was your day" or rather say " how was your day" the" How" is supposed to come before"Was" Then followed by"Day" so stop saying "How was your day" and start saying"How was your day"😂😂🥸

Anyhow e be, make sure you survive👌 fight for your life and never ever give up💯