5:13pm: I be arrived home

6:01pm: Just finished dinner

I have a very low tolerance for people's dumb bullshit

Guy at starbucks told me to have a fundamental day, what the fuck does that mean

The truth is out there Kyle Kimberly Guidry

You know, it's an ugly business doing one's duty... but just occasionally it's a real pleasure. Kimberly Guidry

Nothing in this world makes me happier then when people from LI and NYC ask where I'm from and when I say Sayville they say "where's that?"

These people can boo all they want I've been to KC it's filled with lower class hicks, let them have their moment #peasants

I wonder if tweeting makes people feel more important? Kimberly Guidry

Haha oh Sayville, how proud I am to be from here

The Replacement Refs make me miss the XFL.

You're a herb Kimberly Guidry

2 chemists order drinks. The first one says "I'll have an H2O" The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" then died Kimberly Guidry

Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react. Kimberly Guidry POW!

hey Kimberly Guidry i was just blow drying my hair thought i heard the phone ring…has that ever happened to you? anyway… call me we’ll talk about it

Would you like to join me in a quest to become juke box heroes? Kimberly Guidry

I don’t think America can be saved, because so many millions of people just love the filth and degeneracy of the world we live in. Kimberly Guidry

Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin' anywhereeeee...Kimberly Guidry

The people are too stupid. They’re too ill-informed ignorant un-read self-centered egotistical materialistic and down-right stupid Kimberly Guidry

Science has proven you right yahoo.com/news/men-muscl… Vincenzo Ferraro