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Simon King

@KingSi

He/Him - It's just monkeys singing songs, mate. Don't think too hard about it.

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calendar_today24-01-2009 00:57:06

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I currently have a guy who scored 4 in his last match as my third sub!?!? ... 🫣🀨🀯πŸ₯΅

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Kayleigh plays for Stoke City, a team owned by the Coates family, worth 8.9 BILLION pounds. yet she's having to ask for donations to fund her own ACL treatment. If that doesn't show you how stark the reality of 'booming' UK women's football outside WSL PR bubble is, nothing will.

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'Knock knock'
'Who's there?'
'OJ'
'OJ, who?'
'Great. You can be on the jury'

I remember hearing this joke as a kid. It was years before I found out who OJ Simpson was (Naked Gun) & even longer before I found out about the NFL & then eventually the meaning behind the joke! πŸ˜…

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More Americanisation happening in the UK, as we now apparently care about our flag and are outraged about the colours - or should that now be 'colors'? - Nike have made the cross on the new England kit.

If only people would get annoyed about serious things for a change!

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There's some guy at the match who must be right next to a pitchside mic, or something, because he is really loud. To the point he's almost drowning out the commentators!

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Terrible decision...

Or so say hundreds of people who are also, no doubt, those same people moaning that they don't get enough football for their money on their subscription and want 3pm Premier League games aired on TV as well... 🀷🏼

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