You’re telling me I can have pandas shipped FedEx?

“nothing from my end, thanks!”

Nothing is more Florida than a Kangaroo on the loose.

McDonald's teaching a master class in navigating political waters with grace

Voting early should come with some kind of code you can enter into all the streaming services that removes all political ads through the election. Guaranteed record turnout.

I did not have Eminem at a political rally on my bingo card.

A quick reminder to everyone before Halloween: if someone shows up to your house in costume, it doesn't matter how old you think they are, give them candy. Our planet needs more joy, and we need to give kids smiles and sugar for participating in our silly traditions.

I want a US President who I can entirely forget about for days at a time.

Add in dinner ideas for cooking at home & you’ve got yourself a billion-dollar idea.

Timely. Relevant.

How are you managing the feeling of existential dread this week?

Stunning, Leslie Odom, Jr.. Stunning.

Somebody Somewhere being back this week is an absolute godsend.

A haunted house, but it’s just a Slack message that reads “Do you have a minute?”

You know, the past many weeks have been a total dumpster fire, but we had ourselves a good ol’ fashioned neighborhood Halloween tonight and it was wonderful.

That feeling when someone who is generally apathetic about voting (not me) votes. Hope abounds.

I remember distinctly saying over the summer that Kamala didn’t have the “it” factor. I was dead wrong. You can’t fake joy that consistently. Let’s do this.

The single worst thing about Trump to me will always be how much he's changed people. I've watched friends and relatives become entirely new, worse people in the wake of his political rise. Like it's not merely that he's a terrible guy, it's that he's ruined people.

Normalize friendships that exist almost entirely in the DMs. This is our thing. Don’t make it weird.

America is so unserious. This cannot be real life.