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Today's episode features Kimberly Lemming being Hilarious.

I should have titled this 'That time I recorded a podcast and had to edit out all my own snort-laughing.'

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New podcast episode! 610. “Who’s Going to Stop Me?” Writing Super Fun Fantasy with Kimberly Lemming smartbitchestrashybooks.com/?post_type=pod…

Visiting Powell’s for the first time and I’m literally crying the happiest fan tears seeing Kimberly Lemming as one of the top pics 😭❤️🙏🏿 thus validating my taste in authors and books 🤭

I'm coming for you, Kimberly Clark! 🤣

Look at these cuties 🩷🐉✨ Kimberly Lemming

#digitalart #characterart #fantasybooks

My favorite part about the reoccurring discourse around my titles is that when it happened last year, I got irked enough to write the most unhinged millennial humor driven synopsis I could think of and sent it to my agent for giggles.

All I do is win

I met Chuck Tingle at a show pre-covid. He and his cohost dared the crowd to start writing erotica for fun. I got a picture with him after the show and told him I'd give it a go. He wished me luck and gave me a hug.
A year later I wrote I Got Drunk And Saved A Demon
Love is real

This spiteful tweet was the best 'fuck it, we ball' of my career I swear to god 💀💀💀

Normally when I write, it's wordless ambiance music or 80s Japanese city pop.

Ambrose’s chapters? Mitski. Straight Mitski.

Make of that what you will.

When is it gonna be my turn to find a spellbook on the side of the road and cast spells with reckless abandon?
Somebody else needs to find the opposing spellbook and pick a fight with me, only for us to get frustrated at our lack of magic talent and just start throwing hands

It's so beautiful 😭

The ban isn't just about TikTok. The bill is a literal 'Trojan Horse' for the US government to access/censor and shut off all of your devices connected to the internet.

And I will not blame TikTok for being petty and refusing to sell. Cause why the fuck should they? How is being American owned making our data safer like Facebook didn’t steal all our data in 2016 and barely had to pay a fine for doing so

Everytime I sit down to work on Ambrose’s book, that psycho gets too crazy to write about.
Bro, this is not a dark mafia romance.
Put her down.
Seek therapy.

How do writers make their characters do what they want? I've lost control.

In my frustration I went back to look at the menu for clues, and it says:
BEIGNETS foie gras parfait, raspberry preserves, pink peppercorn.

Never heard of foie gras and I admittedly stopped reading after raspberry, as I love beignets, raspberries and misplaced trust, apparently

That ice cream looking stuff is NOT ice cream and, in fact, pureed chicken liver, and my dumbass took a HUGE bite. BECAUSE WHO IS BACK IN THE KITCHEN PUREEING CHICKEN?!

My enemies have succeeded this day.