Went to see Hen Night Horror at the Pavilion Theatre. Really funny so funny that the woman in front me said to her pal"So glad I wore my Tena ladies" and her pal said "Ah know,ah nearly choked on ma wallies!"

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It’s JULY and the heating went on today… bloody freezing

Leading lady Kim Shepherd has starred in all the panto classics and now she’s landed her dream role… fifetoday.co.uk/arts-and-cultu…

Some nights, I literally have to put myself to bed to stop eating. It’s like sleep is the only thing that stops me going ‘aw… just one more wee snack’

Is blusher not a thing anymore?! Is that another thing that APPARENTLY needs to go in the bin along with skinny jeans, ankle socks and side partings? If so… I think I’m just going to *fully* embrace being labelled a millennial. Cannae keep up.

.Spotlight just went to update my credits on my profile and I noticed my agents details have changed to another agency (one I’m *not* represented by!!). I haven’t changed this and it won’t let me change it back to my actual agent?

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#ToSaveTheSea by Sleeping Warrior is unashamed, proud, in your face Musical Theatre. More of this in Scotland pleeeease! Excellent cast (shout out to Matthew McKenna @DavidWRankine Ewan Somers & Helen Logan) soaring songs with glorious harmonies and a powerful story. Don’t miss it!

Someone had a 3 month old black and white kitten in a dog(& cat, clearly!) friendly pub in town today. Day made.

not enough people know the lore !!!! this is a harry hill's tv burp joke from when it happened!!

Took so long fannying about trying to do the ‘TikTok way’ to re-seal a bag of crisps… I finished the whole bag. Sakes.

Hotels that start housekeeping at before 8am… calm doon eh?

Duolingo absolutely guilt tripping the living daylights out of me into doing daily lessons and gives me ‘that fish is eating a sandwich’ … naw

‘at’s the rain oan. The gairdens need it, eh?

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Gutted for Equity and disappointed by the news of the high court ruling - thank you for going above and beyond to fight the good fight for us all x