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"Things are once again very loud at the Inaba Police Department..."

"I hardly need to look. The whole department is hearing everything. What was that about a 'twerk off'...?"

"Ah, I see. Dojima-san and technology were never the best match... But yes, I missed being here too! That trip to Tokyo lasted quite a while. Tokyo PD was interesting but everything sort of lacked... personality. Something this place has plenty of."

"The trip was perfectly fine. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself over there. There is a store for just about everything. Highly recommend the cafe in Yongen-Jaya. Now, their beef bowls? Not even comparable to the ones here in Inaba. I'll gladly take you up on that offer!"

Wearing her gay little hat, solving gay little crimes.

//Inaba PD is so fucked up actually. It's just a bunch of little freaks and Dojima.

Wrongful arrests can get you a desk job, by the way.

I don't know... I've seen you flaunting those new handcuffs of yours.

That is an extremely concerning statement.

Yes, he does have that effect on people. Case in point, the entire Inaba PD.

I think it's too late for you, Miyamoto-san...

I hope you'll recover... [Making it sound like Adachi is a deadly disease.]

Needlessly long sigh. "Rise-san is so cool..."

Not sure how wise it is to hand those out, though...

//Thinking back on it, maybe Naoto ended up being my favorite because of how much I loved Mulan as a kid. Not too dissimilar stories, when I think about it.

"Perhaps if I was a little more buff, people would respect me more..."

"Then it is a challenge they shall get. It would already be one, should they dare take it as I am now."

"I hope my friends will have a great new year. I love all of them very much."