Grandpa Joe when Charlie shows him the golden ticket:

Phenomenal

#AccidentalPartridge

CONSTANT, DIZZYING ELECTION COVERAGE. BRITISH ELECTIONS. FRENCH ELECTIONS. EUROPEAN ELECTIONS. AMERICAN ELECTIONS. SOUTH AMERICAN ELECTION. TWENTY-FOUR HOURS OF CONSTANT, NON-STOP ELECTIONS ALL DAY, EVERY DAY

If Leo Messi did this, everyone would be in meltdown on Twitter. But because it's Postman Pat, no-one will say anything. 😂🔥

Imagine if Ed Davey has a really insane stunt lined up for the final day of campaigning and it goes wrong and he's killed but it's too late to register a replacement and everyone votes Lib Dem out of respect so his corpse becomes PM and he's affectionately nicknamed Dead Ed

When you've got to announce the election results at 9 and perform When Doves Cry at 10.

Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high.

“take thee, Putin…”

If I had to summarize the past five years of world history it would be like:

"What is the charge? Eating a plant? A succulent garden plant?"

Rihanna says she was interested to read that Milton Keynes City Council has binned Serco as its refuse collection partner in favour of lesser-known contractor Suez. “I’m sure other local authorities will be watching with interest to see how they perform,” she said

Since Kirstie Allsopp has been in the news recently I would like to re-share what was probably the weirdest interaction I’ve ever had with anyone on this app

This is incredible, 10/10

Doubling down, phenomenal effort 12/10

Why aren’t you thinking about Eugene Levy’s eyebrows is the better question.

Are you learning Germanghhggfnvgvv