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Mr. Kilian

@KilExperience

I make comedy videos on Youtube. 700K+ subs and disappoint all of them.

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linkhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjdQaSJCYS4o2eG93MvIwqg calendar_today06-03-2015 18:46:02

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People will make wild unprovoked comments on jobs they are not qualified for.
I had to explain to my doctor that he is not a chef when he told me I shouldn't use liquid chlorine to make clear soup broth.

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When I buy something I always look up the company.

Not to see if it’s a good/ethical company
I just want to know where they are located so I can read the labels with the right accent.

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I think I like modern google search more than the old one.
You used to just get your answer but now every search is an adventure filled with ai perils and quora nonsense.

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Imagine if Sony had spent the Madam Web money on PlayStation indie games or something

Thankfully they didn’t! They spent it on real culture!

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If Xbox gives up on exclusives they should also give up the great console war and allow Sony, Insomniac and Naughty dog to carve them up.

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Last year I left milk and cookies out for Santa as a joke. Next day it was gone. I live alone.
All that was left was a note saying
“pact accepted mortal.”

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If you had told 2014 me that the FNAF film would be more profitable than the Disney Princess movie, Indiana Jones, Marvel Movie and Mission impossible combined.
I would have laughed in your face for saying something so obvious.

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What I hate about reading history books is that I will eventually google a name and get then mad about getting the plot spoiled even though it’s an historical event.

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Wind power is the most superior power source. Because as long as you can get something to spin you got wind power.

That includes other power sources. Put a nuclear powerplant on a stick and get it to spin you got wind power.

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It’s time for Xbox to release Kinect 3. What held it back was no Lich king and John Price in Kinect sports.

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In the future since we don’t use watches we will no longer say “Runs like a Swiss watch.”
We will say
“Runs like an in-game shop on launch.”

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I do not care about my build in RPGs. I just want to play a guy that starts conversations with strangers and sometimes says the word 'leave' when he's done.

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Stop wasting time hating someone online that doesn’t even know you exist.

Go outside and make real enemies.
It’s healthier to have blood feuds in the sun than in front of a screen.

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If Disney gave me 320 Million to make an Indiana Jones film.
I wouldn’t do a single thing different.
Getting Disney the record for biggest flop in history would be nicer than any awards.

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The new Pixar film is called Elementary in Swedish. That made me realize i'd much rather watch a movie about sherlock on fire than a romcom.

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You wanna know what's great with solo-travel?
Popular restaurants will usually have a table for you.

It's the worst table anyone has ever seen and it will be next to some funky chemicals BUT they will have a table for just you.

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