The Federalist I always thought you guys were stupid, but I had no idea you were "publicly disrespect Dolly Parton" level stupid.

Doodling a Lagerfeld Chanel version of an anime character as I watch. Do you recognize these two?

I wrote a dystopian story where being sexy or funny online meant you had better access to life saving healthcare because your followers could pay for the outrageous costs of medical treatment and then I realized that GoFundMe exists and that's actually real, not fiction uWu 💜

German friends, is there something I am missing about your country? "I don't love you, I only love mayonnaise." --Duolingo, trying to teach me German Please tell me this is not a useful German phrase

The most definitive proof that the US is not a meritocracy is who we're putting up as candidates for our highest office. Yeah, those are the two men most qualified to lead our military. The two most educated people poised to make executive decrees and influence global policy

Feeling salty today so I made myself a plate of Swamp Devils with kimchi and curry carrots Swamp refers to anything I make with Everglades Seasoning, the Florida Man of the spice aisle

Homeland Security trying to get all the neurospicies who love trains locked up rn

Swamp a l'orange

zeta nice try, fed

There is no way companies test how often their automated calling system enrages the customers prior to connecting the customer with their human employee, or they wouldn't use automated systems. You can't tell me that has no impact on employee satisfaction and churn.