men are particles. women are waves

eric adams go to knockdown challenge

letting a dogeared copy of norman rush’s MATING fall from my tote bag in the middle of mcnally jackson and loudly saying “oh gosh how embarrassing” as i make eye contact with every woman within 15 feet of the new & noteworthy fiction table

meet me at the prosthetics shop if u want to throw hands

girls love to sit on the ground

the worst part of getting covid is now i have an urge to tweet. sorry

oh you’d love williamsburg (derogatory)

ok i’ve seen the internet. not for me. what else is out there

just realized i've been freelancing for 5 years now...... congratulations/condolences to me

love to find a guy on linkedin who has a "passion for communication and connection." hell yeah dude. talk to me. hold my hand

me and who

sat outside a cafe/florist in greenpoint today. guy with mustache, big pants, tattoos walks in. different guy with mustache, big pants, tattoos walks out. then another guy walks in—same deal. what’s going on up there

hot girls love the marcel breuer cesca chair

I'd have left sooner if it meant getting your ass on the trainer. Beautiful piece by my friend kieran dahl on cycling and depression.

not enough people are saying this

mom points to my cuffed jeans and says “what’s the deal with that” and then asks “so are you still tindering these days?” tough crowd…